The Money Behind CHIPs Act

This is not satire; this is the active information for lobbyists, informationists, data reporters and anyone in need of direct information regarding the key power players of the CHIPs lobby for semiconductor manufacturing, wafers, silica and anything tech.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2022/08/09/fact-sheet-chips-and-science-act-will-lower-costs-create-jobs-strengthen-supply-chains-and-counter-china/

Richard K. Templeton

He is the first man on Earth to ever catch my eye; he is the 'braniac' gateway child of Texas Instruments and International Brotherhood of Electrical workers and controls both lobbies. His wife is a thousand pounds and UNSEXY; but hey, you like father-daughter porn? WE LOOK good together don't we? I'm game if he is. Hopefully he knows how to find Oregon on a map. Most IBEW can't read prints. Maybe that's why he can't tell how much she weighs.

Bill Gates

He is the father of my daughter, and the bane of my existence. He lives 4 hours away from 5 of his microchip manufacturing facilities and from me and her and spends his time freeloading gratitude and posting about environmentalism. I really don't want him in my life, I want his money to pay rent provide for our kid and be her mom and dad. He likes Paul anyways. Oh I mean Paula.

Jeff Bezos

He is Younger then he appears, but aging faster on the inside then the outside. He spends too much time taking advice from people who don't matter and not doing enough for me to get ahead to help millions for billions. He never could understand that part, help one to cross the bridge and save them all. He will hate me for outting this but his right eye needs to be removed cleaned and the left eye too at the same time and clean the sockets then switch them L2R R2L. Then ask him if mommy loves you?

Elon Musk

My best friend from Corpus Christi circa 1998-2001; he is strange, outward and inwardly obtuse and difficult to enchant. He is a difficult person to open up to on your own and he has difficulty understanding his impact on the poor because he doesn't want to remember he used to be poor in a 2 bedroom apartment with me and his 2 brothers living on KARO syrup grits eggs and corn bread mix. It wasn't bad.

Mark Zuckerberg

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He is robotic isn't he? My son who was raised in the now defunct program called 'THE GROUP'; he is not social, yet likes to show his body off, he is very shy but likes sex, he can't seem to work out how to give people what they want but loves to spend. And he isn't into women, or men. He is in to 'mother son' porn. Ya feel me>?

Patrick Gelsinger

If this silly little wizard would only give me a JOB tonight or tomorrow on my own schedule we could work through 80 percent of the industries issue and resolve it overnight. Instead he insider trades 50 dollars here, 60 there to pay his vet bills or purchase Walgreens. He considers it his privilege, the chip cards consider it fraud.